We've been getting water in our basement for years, and we finally did something about it.

A plastic water-powered timer had been hooked to the hose line for use with the garden soaker hose a year or so before we moved in.  Rather than turning off the water with the spigot (which was broken), the timer was set to the off position.  So in the winter, the water that was in the timer froze, expanded, and cracked the plastic on the timer.  When the temperature cooled off, the water started to flow again, and ran straight into the ground outside the house.  There was just so much water that it ran deep into the ground and found an easy way into the basement.

The water pooled in the house, and since nobody was living there at the time, it went mostly unnoticed until the water company saw our water usage and shut it off at the street.  This is a good thing because this particular spigot was hooked into the water line before the main shutoff valve for the house.  We wouldn't have been able to shut it off if we were there, anyway.

When it was all over, the basement had two inches of water in it, and pretty much everything in that height range was soaked or floating.  Well, the carpet was replaced, and some furniture that was there survived, but it was never really the same.  Ever since then, water has been more easily able to find its way into the basement.

We've been dealing with the wet basement problem ever since Floyd.  We used to keep all of our entertainment center and computer stuff in the basement near the open gad heater (where it's warm).  But when the remnants of Floyd hit, we were standing in an equally formidable pool of water, and rather than being mostly empty like before, it was mostly filled with our valuable posessions.

Things have gone on for a while like this, and although the situation has improved a bit with the addition of extra-long drain spouts, we still get too much water in down there to be good for the house.  My main fear has always been about mold.  Mold can be really nasty, causing bad and strange respiratory illness.  People who found mold in their house have had to burn down their house and all of their stuff to get rid of it, because it would be cheaper to claim insurance on losing the property than applying any other known solution.  Ick.

Berta talked to some people at the recent home show in Fort Washington about doing work in the basement to fix the leakage problem.  They scheduled an appointment and a guy came out to talk to us about the work and inspect the basement itself.

He was pretty social, although somewhat salesy, and you know how I feel about being schmoozed, but it wasn't too bad.  He described some really expensive options for fixing things that involved digging around the house, and that just didn't seem reasonable to us.  But he offered us another solution.

Basically, they rip up the carpet around the edge of the room and cut the bottom half of the wall out, along with a few inches of the studs.  Then they bring out the heavy equipment and dig a hole in the cement floor around the perimeter of the floor.  Into the hole they place some corrugated stuff, then a pipe with some holes drilled in it.  The pipe leads downhill toward a larger, deeper hole.  The deep hole houses a sump pump which pumps out the draining water.  At the bottom of the cinder block wall, they drill holes every so often.  These holes allow the empty spaces between the blocks to drain water into the trench under the floor, which is separated by a weird elevated plastic sleeve that fits into the bottom corner of the room. They fill in the rest of the trench with rocks and cover the whole thing over with new cement.

The effect is that any water that comes from the walls drains down through the cinder blocks, into the holes, down into the pipe trench, through the pipe to the sump pump, and out of the house.  Likewise, water rising under the house from a storm-filled water table finds its way into the trench and is pumped out with the rest of the water.

All of the work and equipment is guaranteed through the residency of the next owner of the house, and they guarantee a dry basement, or they'll fix things up.  Not a bad deal for $6000, I guess.

I must admit to a certain amount of trepidation to the use of jackhammer-like devices in my basement, as well as the removal of wall studs and, well, half of the walls.  But the Basement Doctor people were very good about their work.  And what was supposed to be a 3-day job only took them 1.  That's pretty quick.  They were also very courteous, and even cleaned our filthy basement windows before putting them back in the frame.

Hopefully this ends our wetness problems.  We're going to move a lot (read: all) of Abby's toys down there so that she can play in the basement instead of having her toys all over the living room, dining room, etc.

Here are some pictures of the finished work.  Obviously, we'll still need to put up some walls before it's ready for Abby, but it should be a nice, dry space.

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I went back through some of my Asymptomatic archives today looking for some things, and read some of the old stuff there.

I have a lot of writing offline from when Asy was back in its infancy.  I used to run the site on a $5/month Linux hosting service with no content management software.  All of the articles are individual files.  I have stuff dating back to 1999.

It's interesting what things I didn't write about, even though they were going on.  I'm not sure what that's about.  I write pretty much everything here these days.  Almost.  But there are month spans in my archives of nothingness.  I might have written one or two pages in a month.  No pictures.

There is some audio offline, too.  But I can't hear it.  I used this Java applet by L&H to encode the audio so it was small enough to download.  Remember back in the day of modems?  (Are you still using a modem?  Do I know you?  For shame...)  I was trying to keep it all small, and now I can't play any of it back.  Oh, well.

I keep meaning to go back and get this stuff to add to the CMS (PageCat) that I currently use.  You can see the difficulty to sloughing static pages into a structured database.  Soon enough I'm going to rewrite large portions of PageCat so that it runs properly in FireFox.  That will be a boon, since I'm primarily using FireFox these days.  (Yeah, yeah, point and mock, at least I've tried it and am not a zealot.)

Speaking of which, it's surprising how well the static designs have held up.  They all look pretty darn good in FireFox even after all of this time.  I really liked some of the color schemes I've had in the past, particularly the brownish/tan one.  Not very graphically intense, but very eye-pleasing.  It was a fortunate confluence of colors, only shortly thereafter verified as plausible via the color wheel I now use to choose all of my color schemes.  This only proves that the best successes are accidents.

Hmm.  The best successes are accidents.  And I wrote that without even thinking too much about it.

Aaa.  I just wanted to make a cryptic note of this today that yesterday was the day, just so that when I go back looking through Asymptomatic archives three years from now, there aren't any holes in recorded history.  Remind me to write the complete story later, ok?

Wow, there really isn't anything to say this week.  Let's just go over a few random things...

The basement people are starting work in the basement on Monday.  I am pretty sure we told them we didn't want them around until Tuesday, and even at that, we're not going to be ready for them unless we rush around moving furniture this weekend.  This is going to be a pain, considering the other events that are already planned, for instance...

Brigham and Trish are bringing Kiria over on Sunday.  Anyone remember the Bentley's from Random Enterprises?  Yeah, well, Berta works with Brigham (at the same company, not necessarily on a daily basis), and we normally see each other at the Christmas party, but we got their late or something this past year, and so we didn't get to make the usual suggestion that "we should get together sometime".  Strangely, not mentioning getting together has worked out more in favor of getting together this year than it has in previous years.

So we're hoping that Kiria and Abby get along, and that we can come up with something interesting to do besides tour them around the disarrayed house, which they have never seen.  Berta said something about tacos.  This sounds like a good idea.  Everyone likes tacos.  Except vegetarians.  Maybe we should enlist them to help move furniture.  Then that would get done.

Saturday night, I have my weekly D&D game.  Dave is going to run our regular characters through something trivial on the side.  So I'll be playing Thomas the paladin.  Yay.  Bask in my joy.  Not.  For some reason, I'm just not feeling the fun in anything these days.  Maybe I need some vitamins or a nice jog or something.  That probably couldn't hurt.

Anyway, last week was Bob's week to run the Jen week, and we played the Rokugan.  I'm not thrilled with Rokugan, but I guess it's what we've got.  After all of the preaching of "we should all get together and make characters that get along", we all went and did our own things.  Way to go.

Saturday, tomorrow, morning, Berta has some scrapbooking thing to attend.  She has taken some pictures of Abby at school, and better drop them off at a photo place to print them before she has nothing to take to this party for use in making scrap books.  If Berta wants this as an outlet for creativity, that's fine, but I'm not entusiastic for having albums of stuff around the house that nobody ever looks at.  No, strike that.  Only relatives that are never around and want to waste time looking at photos rather than being with us ever want to look at those photos.

Tonight is the outing for Adam's birthday.  I must admit I just don't feel like going out.  On the other hand, I would otherwise be at home moving furniture.  Our dinner reservations are at a place that I don't know the location of (I made the reservation, so this is pretty strange), but the food seems reasonably priced on their web menu.  Chinese.  Dave said Adam has been there before, and I guess he likes it. 

I think I've been eating too much at lunch since I haven't been particularly hungry for dinner all week.  Gotta lay off the donuts.  Seriously.

Abby's going to stay over Mom's tonight, which will be interesting.  I suppose that there might be movie time suggested for this evening, which is fine, but this has several things going against it:

  1. It's out in King of Prussia, so the later we stay, the even later we get home, and who knows when the snow they called for today might actually arrive.
  2. Out dinner reservations are for 7, so any movie we see will probably start showing late.
  3. No movie worth seeing is currently being played.  Maybe there's something I don't know about.  Maybe next month.

I'm getting tired of looking at Field Trip at work.  It's a nice project, but I have not peer review.  It's kind of disturbing to work on something exclusively - Exclusively.  I'm the only one writing it.  I'm the only one consuming it.  If the typical product lifecycle happens, the product will be completed, features will be offered by salespeople that existed on spec but not after design (as a result of cutting featuers to make deadline), and I'll be left to frantically code features in to meet the spectre of demand.  Cough.  Cough.

Other things on my mind at the moment:

  • Spend more time with Abby.  Hopefully the spring (which starts tomorrow, officially) actuall starts showing itself.  This snow and cold stuff sucks.
  • Abby and I need to get over our illnesses.  I've had this cough all week, and she's had hers for longer, it seems.  Warm weather (again) and getting outside would probably do us both much good.
  • Reserving time with GCI.  I fear that if I keep submitting Mom's requests, our first year of reservation fee will go down the drain with thirty denied requests.  I've already cleared a trip to the Poconos this summer with Berta, in hopes of using my telescope.  We can drive up, set up, and come home at will, and only use two star credits.  I wonder if other people might like to go with us.
  • Getting Field Trip done would be nice.  I would like to have time to include some of the features that we had originally spec'ed, like the forum and gradebook.  That would rock.
  • Sacrificing virgins to keep our house from requiring any more contractors, or at least forcing them to yield to our will/schedule.  Nuff said.
  • Random text generators.  You know, I've been stewing on this for a while, and I'm really intersted in trying to rewrite my BNF engine with some actual language guidelines.  Something like rmutt, but with parameter procedures and objects with qualities.  I'll have to write out the language spec before I begin this time.
  • Telescopy is cool.  I got my new eyepieces and lens in the mail from the Discovery Store.  Using Berta's Discovery Passport bucks, I got the three of them for only $9 shipping.  I got an 18mm, a 5mm, and a 2x Barlow.  Now all I need is a compass/level, and a solar filter, and a new focusing mechanism...  Sigh.
  • Speaking of telescopes, I'm going to try to enroll in an Astronomy class at WCU this summer.  There is a lab that takes place in the planetarium.  That'll be sweet.  The professor gets good ratings at RateMyProfessors, too, so that might be a good thing.
  • Pepsi bottles look so much larger than Coke bottles, even though they both hold 20oz.  Why is that?
  • A device that would allow us to stream video around the house would be very cool.  Why can't anyone create a Linux box that connects to systems via Samba, so that you don't need to run proprietary media server software?  Can it be so hard to configure?  And why can't I hook the DishPVR 721 to the network to pull the videos off of there?
  • My next phone (in 2-3 years?) will have a camera, PalmOS 5+, and Bluetooth, assuming Palm lives that long.  It will also probably not be a flip-phone, like the one I have now, just because that's what I predict will have the features, not that this is my preference.
  • I'm not allocating enough of my time to school.  I really want to do well, but I'm probably not going to do well in this managment class if I don't devote a little more time to it.  Passing would be nice.  Getting an "A" would be better.  I'm not really worried about Philosophy because I enjoy that class.  Weird, huh?
  • My nation state, Abertica, is not doing well economically.  I wish that the system would send more directly economic issues my way so that I might fix the income tax rate, which is currently 18%.  It seems that every time I implement a decision on an issue, my taxes shoot up.  How is that fair?  It would be nice if the game explained how my decision caused te tax hike.

Oh, and one more thing...

There has been a new guest in our house over the past week.  Berta noticed him when we were moving things around in the basement for the last time the basement guy showed up.  Our guest skittered out of the Bilco doors into the back yard.

She set out some glue traps with the intent of getting the mouse stuck and either starving him to death or suffocating him in glue.  A day went by with no effect, and Berta loaded each trap with a tasty graham cracker of death.  When the mouse finally caught himself on one of the little pads of glue (the one I selected as most likely for him not to touch) trying to obscond with the cracker, he managed only to catch his back feet.  So he was scraping the bottom of the trap around the basement floor for a little while.

Berta suggested that I do away with the mouse/trap, since I am the man and this is my duty.  Very rarely am I tasked to do "man things" around the house in a maintenence capacity.  Anyway, waiting for the mouse to suffocate on glue (which he didn't seem to into, either) or die of starvation didn't seem like the prudent thing to do with my time, so I knocked him on the head with a pipe wrench and wrapped his carcass in newspaper for deposit in the trash.  A job well done!

All of this writing has failed to improve my mood, but has kept me busy for 10 minutes.  Woo, yeah!

Have a great weekend, if you don't hear from me, although I may wish to rant after each passing second this weekend.

Abby often requests music during our family meals in the kitchen, and Berta usually puts on the Disney movie music collection CD while we eat.  For one reason or another, we got around to talking about which Disney villian was the most villainous.

It seems that it's not so very clear cut.  I mean, we have some ideas in our mind, perhaps, of which villians are really bad, but investigating this empirically, we see that our initial thoughts might not be so true.

I thought I would lay out some of the points here.  See if your initial suspicions mesh with ours.

Scar - The Lion King

In the Lion King, Simba's father, Mufasa, is king of the pride lands.  Mufasa's brother, Scar, is the villian in this tale.  Scar, apart from consorting with the lowly hyenas, perpetrates a terrible scheme on his family.  

Although he conspires with the hyenas to kill his nephew, this plot fails.  His next attempt at deceit succeeds when he causes a stampede to endanger Simba's life, forcing Mufasa to his rescue.  When Mufasa trusts Scar for aid in escaping the danger himself, Scar lets Mufasa fall into the chasm of stampeding beasts and meet his doom.

More insidious is that Scar tells Simba that his father's death was Simba's fault, sending Simba into exile and taking rule of the pridelands for himself.  After assuming the role of king, Scar wastefully allows the hyenas to rule over the land, which is stripped of food and turned to ruin.

Prince John - Robin Hood

At first blush, this comedic film doesn't really stand out as offering an example of heinous villany, but Prince John and the Sherrff are as evil in this film as they are in any others.

In one scene the Sheriff of Nottingham steals a single farthing from a child who had just received it from his poor family as a birthday present.  Later, he badgers an injured man to extract money hidden in his leg cast.

Prince John as a ruler is a sure tyrant.  He sets the taxes so high that none of his subjects can pay, and then sends them all to rot in jail for non-payment.  All the while, his bedroom is replete with bags of gold.

To catch Robin Hood, he goes so far as to order the public hanging of a holy man.

Malificent - Sleeping Beauty

While she is undoubtably one of the scarier Disney villains, Malificent seems rather not-evil.

The three good witches (or are the fairies?  I can't recall exactly) each grant Aurora a gift when she is born.  But because Malificent wasn't invited to the party, when she crashes it, she bestows a curse on Aurora, causing her to die on her 16th birthday.

She shows up later in the film with a spinning wheel to be sure that her curse is fulfiled, even though one of the good witches softens the blow of the curse by making Aurora sleep instead of die.

She can also turn into a dragon, but this by itself doesn't seem inherently evil.  In all, Malificent is a powerful, but benign evil.  Just don't tick her off.

Shere Kahn - The Jungle Book

Shere Kahn is one bad dude, but he's not evil.  In fact, if anything Shere Kahn is doing his best to protect his jungle from the encroaching human threat.

Cruella DeVille - 101 Dalmations

There is something intrinsically sick about wanting to make a fur coat from dalmation puppies.  Depending on how heavily you weigh that, you may find Cruella more or less reprehensibly evil.

Madame Medusa - The Rescuers

In this movie, Medusa adopts a little girl, Penny, from an orphanage.  It would seem to make Penny very happy to finally be going to an actual home apart from the orphanage, but Medusa turns out to be up to something nefarious.

Medusa takes penny to Devil's Bayou under guard of her two man-eating crocodiles and forces her to spelunk into a cave that frequently fills with water in search.  All of this is in an effort to retrieve a diamond.  No one knows what Medusa might have done with Penny if not for Bianca and Bernard's rescue, but it's not a jump to guess that investigators might later have found Penny's body floating in the swamp, chewed by crocs.

Edgar - The Aristocats

The butler at the home of Madame Adelaide Bonfamille got greedy.  In order to get his inheritence in short order, rather than waiting for the cats to pass on naturally, he decided to step up the pace by ridding himself and his mistress of the cats altogether.

Edgar isn't as evil as some on this list, but he seemed like a decent chap until he was overcome with greed and tried to do in the felline pets for his own gain.

Ursula - The Little Mermaid

Power-hungry Ursula, witch queen of the sea, scripts a contract in which the little mermaid Ariel relinquishes the one thing in the world that Ursula knows Ariel's potential love might recognize her, in exchange for the chance to walk on land to meet him. 

She knowingly creates a situation that would cause Ariel to fail, yet when it starts to seem as though Ariel might succeed, she pulls the carpet out from under her by using her voice to woo the prince away from Ariel, making it impossible for her to meet the demands of the contract.

All of this was plotted because Ursula knew that King Triton would sacrifice himself, and thereby the throne, to save his daughter.

After she turns Triton into seaweed, she tries very hard to kill both Ariel and her prince.  Yeah, she's a bad one.

Captain Hook - Peter Pan

This guy is just a mostly ineffectual villain.  Is he evil?  Well, he does kidnap Tiger Lily in an attempt to learn Pan's hiding place.  He also tricks Tinkerbell into revealing this hiding place under the guise of helping Peter and appealing to Tinkerbell's jealousy.

When Wendy and the Lost Boys arrive on Hook's ship, he coerces them to join his crew of pirating buccaneers.  When Wendy refuses, Hook forces her to walk the plank over knowingly crocodile-infested waters.

Even though he has never succeeded, Hook frequently tries to end Peter Pan's life.

Judge Claude Frollo - The Hunchback of Notre Dame

And here's what you've been waiting for... Disney's most evil villain!

In the beginning of the movie, Frollo orders the death of a fleeing gypsy woman, who runs only to protect her baby.  The only reason he has anything to do with the baby (beyond possibly kicking it to death) is that a priest bids him to do penance for the murder of the mother on the steps of the church.

When Pheobus, Frollo's new captain of the guard, arrives Frollo witnesses the torture that is inflicted upon the last guard who failed to follow the Judge's inhumane instruction.

Quasimodo escapes into the Feast of Fools and is tied down by the riled crowd (instigated by Frollo's guards).  Frollo refuses to intervene on behalf of helpless Quasimodo, a function that would seem his place as a government official and master of ceremonies at the feast.

When the gypsy Esmerelda makes a fool of the Judge for his inaction towards Quasimodo, he declares war on the gypsies, ordering Phoebus to round them up and send them all to prison.  In one instance, they find no gypsies hiding in a farmhouse, but Frollo insists that they are hiding something.  He bars them into the building and orders Phoebus to set fire to the house.  Phoebus refuses, so Frollo lights the house ablaze himself, then orders Phoebus' execution.

In his own chambers, Frollo prays to God that he can have the lovely Esmerelda as his own, and if not, she should be cast into the fire.

Frollo deceives Quasimodo, discovering the gypsies hiding at the Court of Miracles, and captures Esmerelda.  Frollo has Esmerelda tied to the stake with a torch in her hand and offers to set her free if she takes his bed, and when she refuses, he sets the pyre ablaze.

When Quasimodo escapes with Esmerelda and is crouched over her trying to revive her, Frollo approaches in a forgiving tone with a hidden dagger, ready to stab Quasimodo in the back.

Judge Frollo is one bad dude. 

If you haven't seen Disney's Hunchback, I recommend it.  It's rather undervalued. Just fast-forward through the parts with the gargoyles.  You'll know what I'm talking about when you see it.