Mouthful o' Bunny

Shortly after arriving home from work on Tuesday, I heard the sounds of a people-herd moving through the bushes in front of my house. Several children and the neighbor from next door were tromping around through the pachysandra. What was this?

As it turns out, Butterscotch, the outdoor cat from next door, had chased down a baby bunny and was carrying it around in its mouth. The kids had confronted him (and spoke harsh words?) and Butterscotch released the poor bunny, who ran off through the pachysandra to the bushes in front of the house. The neighbor kids chased the bunny into a corner under the relative security of the vinyl siding and a thorny rose bush.

This was the second bunny that Butterscotch had caught, but the first to survive the experience. Our neighbor suspected that there is probably a warren (rabbits live in warrens, right?) somewhere on our property. Not noticing any holes of significant size, I pointed out that there is space under our storage shed in the back yard where any number of animals could be making their homes. In fact, I recall a groundhog or some other brown furred creature running under there last summer.

It ocurred to me that this is just nature running its course. If none of us were around to intercede on the rabbit's behalf, it would be an icky cat toy. I suppose that giving the neighborhood children such an object lesson wouldn't have been a good idea.

Standing around outside, I frightened all the kids away. Apparently they're not familiar enough with me to stick around when I'm outside, but plenty familiar enough to be crushing the plants in my front lawn. I used a loose 4x4 to provide additional cover for the bunny, who was totally freaking out under the kitchen pantry. I hope he made it home ok.

So much for my plans of installing a salsa garden in the back yard.

(Only a programmer would "install" a garden. I can't believe I just typed that.)


2 Responses to Mouthful o' Bunny

  1. Gregory Wild-Smith from twilightuniverse.com 1969-12-31 19:00:00

    To be fair it cuts both ways - without people there that cat wouldn't be in the area to kill the bunny ;)

    btw - you can install a garden feature, and you can call a part of a landscaped garden an "installation" much like you have in the art world...

    ...but yeah. Then again it sounds better than "put"

  2. Owen from www.asymptomatic.net 1969-12-31 19:00:00

    Curse our enormous brains! We've taken over the planet and nothing we do is natural anymore!

    It's a philosophical question: Is it because we're aware of it when we affect change that when we do so we call it unnatural? After all, we are a part of nature in spite of our cranial capacity. So is it a natural process by which Butterscotch finds himself able to hunt bunnies in my front lawn? Perhaps, perhaps not.

    I could always "plant" or "sow" a garden, which are verbs usually reserved for that purpose. If I was an artist, I wouldn't be the kind who "installs" a shrubbery. I don't think (and I could be wrong?) I'm that pretentious.

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