hmmm yesterday on the interstate off ramp I saw a guy holding a sign that he was selling poems. That's one I've never seen either...

You can pay me, I can hold up a sign :)

But where will you stand, and - perhaps more importantly - what will you wear?

I'll stand out next to Acorn on school mornings and make sure all the kids see the advert for your website.

Nah, I'll just erect a sign on my fence - they'll see it when they drive by. We had always talked about renting out that prime teen-driver advertising space. Maybe I should call up Geico.