Uncle Joe's Knot

I used to live near a paper mill. Several of them. Some of my family worked there, including my grandfather and my uncle Joe (my grandmother's sister's husband). Both my grandfather and Uncle Joe were in the Navy, and they plied their skills at tying knots to their new trade in the private sector.

Perhaps it is not widely imagined how paper is processed by a mill. Actually, all of the paper mills in Downingtown are recycled paper plants. They don't use cut trees to make paper, just old paper and cardboard. The paper is put into a big vat of chemicals to help break it down and re-form it into pulp, then it's pressed out through some machinery to be flattened and dried. The resulting paper can be any thickness, and can be used to construct many things, like boxes for board games, french fry containers, or inch-thick concrete pillar molds.

When flat, cut stock comes off the line, it's often stacked in piles and wrapped in cellophane. Prior and in addition to this method of keeping the paper from flying all over the place, the paper was tied together with string. If you've ever tried to tie a knot around something box-shaped, you know the standard difficulties. Now try imagining that the string has to be tight enough to withstand shipment and that the box isn't a solid object, but many thousands of shifting pieces of paper or cardboard. Then, perhaps, the benefit of such a specific knot becomes apparent.

During a Christmas visit to my Mom's, Aunt Rosie and Uncle Joe stopped for a visit. Because I had my video camera, Mom suggested that I record the special knot to record this slowly vanishing art. I think it's sad that many useful and clever things such as this become lost to time as technology progresses, and was happy to record it for posterity. Benefit from the simple wisdom of these talents that are too infrequently practiced.

The roll of string that Uncle Joe is using is the same type of roll we used to use at the Bay (more stories to tap there) to tie everything. (Think tomato plants, mostly.) All of the rolls at the Bay were smaller than this one, and they lasted forever. The roll in this video looks practically new, and is likely eternal.

Yes, the gift being tortured is Pat's XBox.


2 Responses to Uncle Joe's Knot

  1. Pat 1970-01-01T00:00:00+00:00

    If you pull the short end on the original slip knot (not the one he is holding), will it come undone, even after the overhand knots are thrown on top? It seems like it should.

    Consulting with my roommate (a boy scout by nature as well as practice), he says he'd call it a "runner's knot on a leg, or an overhand knot with a bite on a leg".

  2. owen from asymptomatic.net 1970-01-01T00:00:00+00:00

    I would think that you could pull the loop out, but something tells me that you can't. I remember thinking, "Gee, can't you just pull out the loop?" and then being disappointed that you couldn't. Hmm.

    This knot sounds dangerous, if simply referred to by name.

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