This is just a quick update among all of the other insanity that is going on around here, regarding my iPhone 4 upgrade to iOS5. I tried to perform the upgrade several times, even after rebooting and removing other USB devices (which have caused these problems during upgrades before), but I kept getting this error:

iPhone cannot be restored, unknown error occurred (3200)

As it turns out, the solution is quite simple, and is in fact shown on the Apple support site that appears if you click the "More information" button. But you're not going to like it.

This is what the Apple support page says, if you scroll down and pay attention to the range of values, and not just explicit numbers, which don't yet seem to be updated:

Errors 3000-3999 (3002, 3004, 3013, 3014, 3018, 3164, 3194, and so on): Error codes in the 3000 range generally mean that iTunes cannot contact the gs.apple.com server on ports 80 or 443. This may be because out-of-date or incorrectly configured security or firewall software is interfering, an old version of iTunes is installed, an entry in your hosts file redirecting requests to gs.apple.com (see error 1004 above), or because of your Internet proxy settings. If you are using a proxy, try without using one or with a known-good network. If that does not resolve the issue, follow iTunes for Windows: Troubleshooting security software issues. Error 3014 may indicate that you need to free up more disk space on the computer before trying to restore again. Error 3194 most likely indicates you do not have the latest version of iTunes installed Update to the latest version of iTunes.

Basically, when iTunes says it's going to verify your download against their servers, they apparently mean it. I'm not sure why it does this, but it seems to need to call home to verify something. And if it can't, then it won't update your iPhone, iPod, or iPad, returning the error you've seen.

Considering the volume of users trying to upgrade today, I'm not surprised this is happening. So what's the solution? Keep trying to upgrade until iTunes is able to call home and make that connection. When it finally does, it'll go smoothly. Sadly, there's not much you can do about Apple not throwing enough server resources at the upgrade to make it smooth for everyone.

Update:

It turns out you can download the firmware manually, and then tell iTunes to use the file you downloaded instead of downloading the file again. Of course, the only benefit to this is that your browser may be more reliable at resuming or not timing out during the download. But you'd still have the same duration of download -- it won't happen any faster. I'm currently trying this with the iPad firmware, and my browser says it'll finish downloading in 10 hours! This is obviously significantly more time than the 2 minutes my iPhone took to download it earlier today when the servers were presumably less busy.

Here are the files you can download directly from Apple's servers. Be sure to choose the file appropriate for your device:

After you've saved the file, you can start iTunes and click the Update button while holding down the Option key (on Mac) or the Shift key (on Windows). This will allow you to select the file you've downloaded instead of downloading the copy of the firmware again from Apple.

I'm not sure if this will entirely circumvent the 3200 or 3002 errors, but it will prevent you from having to download the whole firmware over again should anything go wrong inside of iTunes.

I'm going to try this for Berta's GSM iPhone 4 and iPad, and the kids' 4G iPods, so I'll let you know how it turns out.

While traveling in Australia, the data roaming plan that I added to my account simply stopped working. This became annoying since there isn't ubiquitous wifi in Australia like in the States, and I really wanted to keep up with things at home (like, my family) while I was out and about.

The following is the conversation I had with the representative in trying to get my iPhone to connect to the internet via 3g


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Virginia Embrey: Hello! My name is Virginia Embrey and I am an International Care Representative. I’m reading your inquiry and I will be right with you.
Owen Winkler: Ok.
Virginia Embrey: I will be happy to assist you and I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you.
Owen Winkler: Ok. What do we need to do?
Virginia Embrey: For security purposes, would you provide me with the last four digits of the social security number on the account ?
Owen Winkler: ****
Virginia Embrey: Thank you, one moment while I review your account.
Virginia Embrey: Does it have 3G on the phone right now?
Owen Winkler: It does.
Virginia Embrey: Can you access the internet at all?
Owen Winkler: If I turn on the Wi-Fi connection and am in range of a wifi netowrk, yes.
Owen Winkler: But I cannot access data over 3G.
Virginia Embrey: What carrier is listed on the phone?
Owen Winkler: "OPTUS"
Virginia Embrey: Can you go to settings, then Carriers
Virginia Embrey: Phone will search for other carriers, let me know what other carriers comes up.
Owen Winkler: YES OPTUS, codafone AU, Telstra Mobile, 3TELSTRA, 50516
Owen Winkler: Sorry, "vodafone AU". Typo.
Virginia Embrey: That's Okay.
Virginia Embrey: Select Telstra
Owen Winkler: Telstra Mobile or 3TELSTRA?
Virginia Embrey: Telstra Mobile
Owen Winkler: It gave a brief error "A data connection is not currently allowed". When I tried to refresh the page (in mobile safari), it is not connecting.
Owen Winkler: Yes, the iPhone eventually times out, saying that it is not connected to the internet.
Virginia Embrey: lets try 3telstra
Owen Winkler: Ok, this will take a moment. Incidentally, I tried many of these before, and they did about the same thing. I do not expect selecting 3TELSTRA to work, but will try now.
Owen Winkler: "Your selected cellular network is no longer available. You can choose a different network in Settings."
Owen Winkler: The carrier in the top corner shows "No Service".
Virginia Embrey: Before we do anything else, lets reset the network.
Virginia Embrey: Select Settings, general, reset, reset network settings.
Owen Winkler: Ok, there is an apple with a progress bar.
Virginia Embrey: Thank you for the information,
Owen Winkler: It's been sitting there with just the apple on it for a long time now. Should this take very long?
Virginia Embrey: Sometimes, lets wait a little while longer.
Owen Winkler: This trip is a business trip for me, and with my limited personal time here, I'm troubleshooting this issue, and now nervous about making the other features of my phone (like those that are my primary source of my travel details) non-functional. Please bear in mind that my visiting a service location while abroad and away from my backups at home is really not an option. The apple is still on the screen.
Virginia Embrey: This is only resetting the network not the phone.
Owen Winkler: Ok. Still nervous.
Virginia Embrey: I understand.
Owen Winkler: It went off for a moment, then came back on. Not sure that this is useful information, but it has now done that twice.
Virginia Embrey: Okay.
Virginia Embrey: Is the apple still on the screen?
Owen Winkler: Indeed, it is.
Owen Winkler: It blinked off and came back with the apple again.
Virginia Embrey: I'll be right with you.
Virginia Embrey: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Virginia Embrey: Do you have the phone plugged into a USB right now?
Owen Winkler: No.
Virginia Embrey: Can you press the home button and the power button at the same time until the apple symbol comes up.
Owen Winkler: Ok. I did that.
Virginia Embrey: let me know what happens.
Owen Winkler: It's just sitting there with the apple on it.
Virginia Embrey: I'm sorry for the delay. I'll be right with you.
Owen Winkler: It continues to display only the apple. I should note that it has never taken this long for any kind of reset, although I've never reset my phone in Australia, only in America.
Virginia Embrey: Sorry, I'm still here.
Virginia Embrey: I agree it normally never takes this long.
Virginia Embrey: How many signal bars do you have?
Owen Winkler: I see only an apple. There are no signal bars.
Virginia Embrey: Do you remember how many you had before?
Owen Winkler: It varied, but I had no trouble sending and receiving text messages.
Owen Winkler: At this point, I would be pleased if I could restore the prior poor (phone only, no data) performance of the phone, since it was at least useful via wifi and had apps (and my return travel itinerary) available. At this point, I would be pleased if I had no phone service and only wifi capability, really.
Owen Winkler: Because the phone is currently non-functional, and I have nearly reached the end of time I have available this evening to troubleshoot this.
Virginia Embrey: Since a normal reset does not take this long it leads me to believe that there might be an issue with the device itself.
Owen Winkler: Well, until I reset it, everything was working fine except for data. I'm not sure what leads to that conclusion.
Virginia Embrey: Because the phone is not resetting it keeps getting stuck at the apple screen. The normal reset should show the apple then turn off and then on again, takes normally about 2-3 minutes tops.
Owen Winkler: Well. I'm not sure what I'm expected to say to that.
Virginia Embrey: Can you press the home button and the power button at the same time one more time, and make sure you hold the buttons down for at least 10 seconds until the apple symbol comes up.
Owen Winkler: I held the buttons for 14 seconds. It toggled back and forth between black and apple screens twice during that time. The apple is currently on-screen.
Owen Winkler: Still showing the apple.
Owen Winkler: The screen went off again and is now showing the apple again, just like before.
Owen Winkler: Calls, apps, wifi, and texts were working fine prior to the reset, and now I have a non-functional phone, literally more than 10000 miles from home. I must say, this wasn't exactly what I was expecting when I started this conversation. I was thinking that it might just be a toggle that wasn't set properly in the change of my plan or something, since data was working properly on Monday. Oh well.
Owen Winkler: Heh. Nevermind the photos I've taken which are likely locked inside this thing now. Lovely.
Virginia Embrey: If you press only the power button does it go back to the apple screen as well?
Owen Winkler: If i hold the power button, nothing happens. The apple stays on-screen. I held it for 20 seconds.
Virginia Embrey: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Virginia Embrey: I apologize for this inconvenience, but nothing that we did today would've done this to your phone unless there was an issue with the device and not just that you weren't receiving your data.
Owen Winkler: I don't believe that. I believe that you told me to do something that may have worked within presence of my primary carrier, but not while on roaming networks. Be that as it may, this has taken entirely too long to do, and has resulted completely unsatisfactorily. But I'm completely at your mercy as to what to do next.
Owen Winkler: Is there a chance the phone may boot without the sim card installed?
Virginia Embrey: Our departments deal with roaming customers and by resetting the network it does not affect your device in this way if there wasn't a problem with the device to begin with.
Virginia Embrey: Do you have the usb cable with you?
Owen Winkler: I do.
Virginia Embrey: Takin out the sim card will actually do nothing.
Owen Winkler: What should I do with the USB cable?
Virginia Embrey: Can you attempt to charge the phone and see what it does.
Virginia Embrey: With either the uSB or an travel charger.
Owen Winkler: Providing power via USB produces no change on the phone.
Owen Winkler: This, incidentally, was not the case moments prior to this conversation.
Virginia Embrey: I'm sorry for the delay. I'll be right with you.
Virginia Embrey: I'll be right with you.
Virginia Embrey: Give me a moment, I'm contacting another dept for other options.
Virginia Embrey: I have not heard from you for a few moments. Are you still with me?
Owen Winkler: I don't have a thing that periodically sends canned responses when I'm doing other things, so you'll just have to take for granted that I'll tell you when I've left.
Virginia Embrey: I'll be right with you.
Virginia Embrey: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.
Owen Winkler: This apple is very stylish. Not as functional as most apps, but I might be able to get used to having just a photo of this logo as my only functionality.
Virginia Embrey: I'm sorry for the delay. I'll be right with you.
Owen Winkler: Earlier today I was eating fish and chips on a beach, looking out over the Southern Ocean. If I took a boat in the direction I was looking, the first landmass I would have encountered would be Antarctica.
Owen Winkler: I tried to send a photo of that to my kids, alas...
Owen Winkler: Don't mind me, I'm just waiting.
Virginia Embrey: Thank you for holding, unfortunately I do not have any other troubleshooting steps to do.
Owen Winkler: Ok. What do I do next?
Owen Winkler: Assume the phone is damaged. I don't believe it is, but assuming that's the case, what do I do now?
Virginia Embrey: The last step is to set your phone to DFU Mode
Owen Winkler: What can I do from DFU mode?
Virginia Embrey: DFU Mode resets your phone to Factory settings.
Owen Winkler: Interesting logic here: If I reset my phone to factory settings and it works, then the phone wasn't actually broken at all, and resetting it was a fool's errand.
Virginia Embrey: We did not reset the phone, we reset the network
Owen Winkler: No, I'm just saying... If I do reset it now, and after I reset it the phone works properly... Nevermind. How do I factory reset from DFU mode?
Virginia Embrey: You will need to contact our technical support department or Apple Care for Assistance for more details
Owen Winkler: Ok, so basically the verdict is no cell phone for the next week in Australia?
Owen Winkler: Wait. I'm not already talking to technical support?
Virginia Embrey: No, This is International Tech Support, You would need to Speak to Domestic Device Technical Support.
Owen Winkler: I'm not entirely sure how to respond to that.
Virginia Embrey: I apologize for this inconvenience, was there any thing else that I may assist you with today?
Owen Winkler: Ok. This has been an experience. I'm sure that people say this all the time, but after being basically stranded in a foreign country by your company, I'm pretty sure I'm going to switch to Verizon when I return to the States. And although I doubt this matters much to AT&T in the overall scheme of things, I just wanted you to be sure to pass that on to whoever might want to hear it, because I'm surly posting this whole conversation to everyone I know.
Owen Winkler: So yes, that's the last thing you can help me with. Pass on this log to your supervisor, and I can go watch TV on my last free day here instead of going out to see a band because you took so long between responses.
Virginia Embrey: I'm sorry I wasn't able to resolve your issue.
Owen Winkler: I'm sorry you actually made it *worse*.
Virginia Embrey: I'm sorry for the delay. I'll be right with you.
Owen Winkler: Lovely. Ok. Have a fantastic day!
Owen Winkler: I'm leaving now, in case the automated system wanted to know.
Virginia Embrey: You do the same.
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Anyway, if anyone at home is reading this, yes, my phone is completely dead. I have a couple of things left to try that are smarter than the average user, but if I wasn't me, but just a regular traveler no friends at my destination, I'd be pretty royally screwed right now.

But no worries. Everything's fine. I hope to have this resolved by tomorrow, and am going to relax and remember the day's otherwise fantastic events (as described in the above to poor Ginny).

Every time I hear someone rave about how some new cell phone is going to kill some other cell phone, I get a little twitchy. Certainly some of this feeling comes from the same place that their angst comes from: The feeling that you're spending several hundred dollars on a phone and several thousand dollars on a plan to be locked in for a year or two using that phone and you want it to retain it's shiny "best new phone" status. Sadly, it never does, because new phones come out every year.

It wouldn't surprise me to learn that most of the reason we don't see any uber-phone released - a single device that does everything very well - is because they're simply taking their time adding the features consumers want just to make them long for the next year's phone release. The phone manufacturers are like cocaine dealers in that respect. It's kind of dirty. But we knew the cell companies were dirty, didn't we?

Anyway, I have my own thoughts about phone platforms, how they stack up, and their future.

Palm Pre

I'm no Apple lover. But I do own an iPhone. There were two primary reasons for switching from my Pre. The first reason is that the Pre's battery life was terrible. I go to conferences and my phone needs to last the whole day of me making calls, sending texts, and using the internet. The Pre couldn't do it. I'd have to charge mid-day just to make it the whole way through, and that was unacceptable. From a hardware standpoint, that's pretty much the nail in the coffin.

The second reason is more a social one. While all of my friends are talking about their iPhones and playing their games and using the apps that are iPhone-exclusive, I'm not. So there's the issue of peer groups leading to making a technology choice.

It's funny how well this relates to role playing groups I've dealt with in the past. There are little islands of roleplaying groups all over the country, each playing their own favorite game. Sure, you can try to convince people to play your game, but it's usually easiest just to consent to playing whatever they like. It's the same with video game consoles. If all your friends play Wii, then you should have a Wii to play with them. If you have the XBox, you're the outcast in the group of Wii players. I think this is a restriction that phones (and all technology, really, but that's a completely separate thought) should not have, and one of the things that the manufacturers/carriers will lead us on with as they start to run out of new features to woo us with over the years. But for now, there's no sharing between makes of phones.

The bottom line: The Pre has an excellent operating system, but somewhat underpowered hardware. Coupled with a poorly-timed ramp-up to launch, Palm kind of botched something that could have been good. My theory is that had Palm launched the Pre within a month of CES, they could have at least avoided the Droid buzz (which was fueled by deep-welled Verizon ad money) and capitalized on the hype they generated. Instead, they waited months. Their hype cooled and was replaced by excitement for Droid.

Android

Here's my take on Android: It's crap.

I'm not saying it's crap because I'm an iPhone owner. I've used it, and it's junk. That's not to say it'll always be that way. It's basically got all of the faults of an open operating system.

This is the crazy paradox. The Droid lovers all tout Android's openness as its strength. And that's fine. Generally, that is a strength. But Droid is like Linux. When Linux was young, many enthusiastic Linux developers jumped at it, creating all sorts of applications. But nobody really understood UX at the time. As a result, no two apps worked the same way, looked the same way, or shared any kind of common interface guidelines. The same is what's currently going on with Droid, but on a more advanced and visible level.

There is a second point that I find difficult to convey to proponents of Android, which is that the Droid model of producing a mobile OS is the exact same model that Microsoft used when they launched Windows Mobile. Usually at this point, the Droid folks plug their ears and start saying "la la la la".

Microsoft built Windows Mobile as a mobile platform OS. Yes, it was terrible. Why? Because Microsoft never intended it to be put directly on a device as-is and left to rot. They expected each phone manufacturer to customize the OS to suit their needs, but leave the underlying core there so that there would be some fundamental interoperability between devices. Really, that's a great-sounding idea. You can see that this is finally starting to take off (after how many years?) in some of the newer HTC devices that still use Windows Mobile 6.

Windows Phone

Many problems with this platform are evident simply in the name. Microsoft took some of its most recent design inspiration and slapped the familiar "Windows" name on it. I kind of half think that the culture at Microsoft is blind to how the rest of the world perceives them, and half think that they're trying to aim what is clearly a consumer-oriented phone at businesses that "trust" the Windows name. I suppose that they failed with the release of the Kin, which is a better attempt at a name than the dry "Windows Phone", but I think that may be more a fault of releasing another Windows Mobile 6 device right before Windows Phone was released.

Nonetheless, I think there are a number of things the platform does correctly. The advertising is interesting in that it has managed to focus on some of these things. For one, the home screen is informational, which is great. The user interface is also pretty dreamy in parts. I've always liked the look of the Zune HD (ug, yet another Microsoft platform that I should be put in charge of making significantly better) and all of its transition animation.

I haven't actually seen a Windows Phone first hand, but I've heard a couple of things. They're currently somewhat glitchy. This is surprising, considering that it's Microsoft we're talking about. Say what you will, Microsoft software may not do things how you want (and might have good reason) but at least is hasn't been outright buggy, which is why the Windows Phone is something of a surprise. Also, if app launching is anything like the Zune HD, I'd give up immediately. The concept of "loading" needs to die; taking 10 seconds to boot a phone app would make the difference between using the Windows Phone and using some other phone.

iPhone

I've been living with the iPhone for a while now. I never wanted to. What strikes me about Apple products is that, sure, they do what they set out to, and there's a reasonable amount of flash to it, but then that's it. You get what you get and that's all.

There are two prime examples of this. One is the interaction between applications. Things like this drive me crazy. Why does every app need its own integrated web browser? Why can't I create photo albums inside the phone without iTunes? (Oh, I'll get to iTunes in a moment.) Why can't applications easily share data? It seems simple, and I understand Apple's reluctance to resort to exposing a filesystem (hey, look at the Droid mess), but there's got to be a better compromise.

The other example of "getting what you get" is the home screen. It's changed minimally in how many years? Windows Phone has it right: When you turn on the phone, you should get some information instead of having to crawl through thirty apps on the phone to accumulate it.

Apple's reluctance to let app devs integrate more deeply with their hardware (like with Camera+'s take-over of the volume button to use as a shutter) is understandable, but bizarre. The need to jailbreak the phone to allow these features is such in demand that there is a whole independently-run app store that caters to people with these needs.

Conclusion

There certainly have been many innovations in smartphones in the past couple of years. I'm anxious to see what is to come. The continuing problem with phones is that no single manufacturer seems interested in evolution at the same time as focusing on the user experience.

I've been downloading practically every app on the iPhone I can find that does to-do lists. My discovery: They all suck.

There exist fundamentally two different kinds of to-do apps, falling on either side of the GTD line. In one camp, the strict GTD mentality, with apps that all look fundamentally identical and are tedious to use effectively. In the other, apps that stress (either on purpose or by ineptitude) simplicity at the expense of useful features.

Probably the most important thing that all of the apps miss is that I'd really rather spend more time crossing things off my list than adding them to begin with. The ones with useful features seem stifled by the iPhone standard UI controls and a clumsy entry process.

I'm thinking of a list of features that would be ideal for my perfect to-do list app, pulling specific features that I liked from some of the apps.

I really like Quickie. It makes it super-easy to add many items to a list at once. It's missing a ton of other features, though. It needs the ability to move items between lists, schedule due dates for items, and take notes for each item. Ideally, scheduled to-do items would be shown on the calendar - really the whole thing should be stored in iCal, moving the current to-do list to the current day, day-to-day.

The major problem I have with the existing apps is that when you add a new item, you are required to enter all the other item details right then. I have no problem with additional item details, but insisting that you add them immediately ruins the flow of adding many items that don't need additional details.

I really like Helvetical. It's method of setting times for events is very simple after you figure it out. Setting due dates like this would avoid having a separate page for item details.

Teuxdeux's app is good at letting you move things from day to day. This method could be used to easily move things from list to list. Teuxdeux also syncs with their site, which is nice, but using some more universal service for storage, like DAV and/or iCal with a web interface, would be better. Accessing to-dos from the desktop without the iPhone is essential, but it shouldn't be inextricably tied to some other service, like Teuxdeux or Toodledo.

Finally, I guess people have a use for the "context" feature. If thee was one feature that I'd remove from all of these apps, it's that one. Too complicated to use, clutters the UI, doesn't do enough for you to make it worth entering...

I should mock up a UI for a to-do list app that would work well for me. I suspect that I'm not alone in my dislike of the current overabundance of lousy options.

Skippy posted about how his boss may get his department iPhones, and he wrote about how he thinks he may decline the offer for several good reasons.

I too, am impressed at first glance by the interface of the iPhone, but I think it's like the iPod - Apple's sheen veneer on a device that could stand a touch more practicality.

Some of the basic features are interesting. I would really like to have a MP3 and DivX player built into my phone with space to hold a decent amount of stuff (using a hard drive, not just flash). But there are way too many downsides to the iPhone:

  • Apple's DRM policies. When I buy a license to listen to music, I want to be able to listen to it wherever I please from whatever medium I choose. This is not the case with most iTunes Music Store purchases, the primary supposed source for iPod/iPhone music.
  • The proprietary hardware connector. Maybe it seems silly, but perhaps you do not have the array of hardware I have. Finding the special connector for a device when it becomes misplaced is a real pain. If everything used USB, my world would be much, much simpler.
  • iTunes. There are many practical dislike I have for iTunes, but I'll choose to say that it's the chrome on the window (the Mac-like skin) that really pisses me off. Let's not waste all my CPU cycles to display a completely unnecessary window border, please.
  • Lack of format support (OGG, DivX). I've got a lot of DivX movies. Can I play them?
  • Lack of developer support for hardware. I enjoy a thriving developer environment with my Treo. In fact, I have even written my own software for the Palm using OrbWorks. All I can do for the iPhone is write web pages? Maybe a developer API will come out eventually, but Apple hardware isn't well known for its development tools.
  • Locked into one of the lousiest cell networks for two years. I used to have Cellular One, which through a series of many mergers eventually became Cingular/AT&T. They sucked. And although it's the oldest cell network in this area, it's the oldest cell network in this area. So long reliability!

And no DUN profile for bluetooth? That's a complete deal-breaker for me and likely for anyone serious about mobile connectivity. On my list of things that my next phone must be able to do, this one is in the top three. It's the primary reason I don't already have a Helio Ocean. Seriously, $600 for a phone with missing and crippled features? I don't think so.

The touchscreen-only operation of the iPhone seems pretty neat, but from the point of view of someone who owned one of the early Pronto remotes that was entirely touchscreen, I can tell you that it's not all that. I really like the tactile response. I'm not sure why people never seem to get over the cool factor of the inductive scroll wheel on the iPod. I can only think it's a matter of time before people catch on that the emporer has no clothes, yet I'm shocked that people haven't caught on to the iPod ruse by now. It's got to be a byproduct of Apple worship.