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Life After Harry Potter

It's actually been a while since the last Harry Potter film, and even longer since the 7-book series ended. While we middling Potter fans look forward to whatever The Half Blood Prince brings in July, there are a bevy of movies that are aimed to fill the space of kid-friendly fantasy.

There is, of course, the classic Chronicles of Narnia, also based on books, but dredged up from C.S.Lewis' writings in the 1950's. The two movies so far are nice to look at, and have the same characteristic qualities of the books. As an adult, the story doesn't quite hold up in a few places. There are just a few too many strange moments where I'm left asking, "Why would that be?" And it's hard to avoid the religious undertones.

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Abbyana Jones and the DVD of Doom

On a whim and a wish to watch something with the kids that was not yet another animated film (not that I dislike them, but they seem all that the kids will tolerate in entirely) I threw in a copy of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. I'm not sure I expected them to really watch the whole thing, but being that Indiana Jones was a favorite of mine over the years, I had hoped they would enjoy it as much as I do. As it turns out, my hopes have come true.

Tonight when we were out to dinner, I suggested to Abby that we pop some corn and watch another Indiana Jones movie. Her eyes flew wide open in shock, as she was surprised to learn that there was another movie!

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32 Things I Hate About 32 Things EW Hates

In the recent 941/942 double-issue of Entertainment Weekly, they've listed 32 things (page 110) that they hate about Entertainment these days. They've not gone far enough. I've revised their list to make more sense. Observe:

1. EW: "Paris Hilton on CNN"
Me: "Paris Hilton"

You may be able to tell how this is going to go...

2. EW: "The overuse of that damn KT Tunstall song 'Suddenly I see'"
Me: The overuse of any song that might otherwise be a catchy pop tune that one could easily put into their MP3 rotation. Additionally, the changing of words to "good" (read: recognizable) songs to be used as advertising jingles. Also, the word "damn" as an adjective. (Editor dude, it's a verb.)

3. EW: "TV shows that end at 10:02pm. Our DVRs don't know to wait up."
Me: TV networks that haven't figured out how to cater to DVR users. Tivo for patenting the process and TV Networks for scaring other DVR makers into not providing the handy time-shifting features that would record those extra two minutes. (Hey, mine does it. EW, does your equipment suck?)

Oh yes, there are 32 of these...

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Latent Thoughts on Old News

I had a few thoughts on the recent HD-DVD folderol that was going on at Digg and other places, and I figured I would let them stew a couple of days to see what I managed to mentally sift out of them.

There have been a few interesting points made on the subject of the release of the HD-DVD key. If you haven't heard, or you just didn't care, or you had been left ignorant by big media news (no surprise if that's the case), then you should know what happened before we begin.

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War of the Worlds and Ultraviolet

I watched War of the Worlds and Ultaviolet over the weekend. There were many things that I liked about War of the Worlds, and many things I did not like about Ultraviolet.

I enjoyed the fact that the main character of War of the Worlds was flawed. Perhaps a bit too much. On one hand, he wants to protect his kids. On the other, it really does seem like he is trying to get them to their mother so that he can dump them off.

Judging from how Berta reacted, she seemed to think that the gun was a sign of bad things to come. I'm not sure I felt that way. I think that in a situation where I don't know what I'm going to have to do to survive, I'm certainly not going to leave the gun behind. Yet, I think the movie tried to enhance her feeling about the gun - in the scene where they enter the mother's house and try to get rest in the basement, the camera seems to focus on him removing the gun from his belt. This seemed unnecessary to me, since the gun didn't factor in that scene at all.

When it finally came time to use the gun, did he really think he was going to be the only one who had one?

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