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Wow, what a hot topic. If you’ve never read or seen Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, then you probably have no idea of what I’m speaking.

Oompa-Loompas are these little orange men in white overalls and green hair that perform labor in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory.

Oh, forget it. Here’s the alternate spellings:

  • Oompa-loompa
  • Umpa-lumpa
  • Oompah-loompah
  • Umpah-lumpah

Gee, what a revelation. Four whole alternate spellings. And it took me how long to write this page?