I was going to say that I don’t know why this amused me, but that’s not true. Here are some selected quotes from the junk at the bottom of a spam email I just received.
Candidate explained that her long-term goals was to replace the interviewer.The bandage was wound around the wound.
People are always watching me.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
Interviewee wore a Walkman, explaining that she could listen to the interviewer and the music at the same time.
Even when driving down a straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel from time to time.
Balding Candidate excused himself and returned to the office a few minutes later wearing a headpiece.
Applicant interrupted interview to phone her therapist for advice on how to answer specific interview questions.
If someone says “I’ll be right back”, they won’t.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
A police detective can only solve a case after he has been suspended from duty.
You’ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
If I get too much change in a store, I always give it back.
Women should not be allowed to drink in cocktail bars.
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
I did not object to the object.
My legs are really hairy.
It’s not quite Vonnegut, but it’s good.
