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So, no more than a day goes by after the site goes online than I come down with some kind of head cold. This is just no good. Since I was rather dizzy when I got out of bed this morning (which is usually the case when I’m coming down with something serious) I decided to call off work and stay home.

But I’m still sick. In fact, I wasn’t so bad about an hour ago, but I’m feeling not so great right now. I think I need to take some decongestants.

Ever sit at home on a sick day and think to yourself, “Wow! I’m not at work today. Think of all of the things I could do or get done today since I don’t have to be at work.” It’s then, of course, that you hack up a lung and consider that it’s probably much more fun just to lay in bed and watch daytime talk shows.

I saw an episode of Jerry Springer today that showed - and this seems difficult to explain - man and woman couples that had a woman that wanted to try sex with another woman. Some kind of lesbian fantasy episode. What kind of freaks these people are. I mean, there’s nothing wrong with being a lesbian, but going on TV with your boyfriend and shocking him with the news that you spent last night with some girl that he knows is just low.

I don’t really go for this daytime TV business. Soap operas and such. Fortunately, I’ve got a satellite dish and I can watch the Sci-Fi challen all day. Happiness in reruns of the original Star Trek and Lost in Space.

Hopefully, I won’t be sick too much longer. Or I’ll wake up feeling as well tomorrow as I felt sick this morning. Nothing that a day home from work can’t cure. Where’d I put that remote?