Asymptomatic

Many designers (and the people that hire them) don't realize or appreciate what happens on the development side of their web projects. Tweaking things a pixel this way or that for them is a matter of dragging it around in Photoshop until it looks good. They then hand it off to a developer expecting it's done, when in reality we not only need to do the same thing they did (at least in terms of positioning, if not aesthetics), but we have to do it by typing in code that they're typically completely incapable of producing themselves. Regardless of having to reproduce their designs in code, we frequently need at least rudimentary skills with design tools like Photoshop both to open their files and prepare their designs for the web, and the overlap is such that the only things we're really missing are 4 years of design classes (trivial compared to what we're forced by our profession to learn almost daily), and that harder to obtain ineffable sense of what "looks good".

In addition to converting their designs to code, we often need to produce, install, or at least troubleshoot a back end that lets someone create content, make it account in some way for the fact that those content creators are going to screw up the designer's pixel-perfect vision for the site with poorly-formed content, and code it all so that it scales over hundreds of pages that individually vary the one or two designs they've so elegantly produced. And too often, we're left to explain issues to the client of why the site doesn't do anything interactive (because there's no design for it), or why their navigation colors won't appear on top of the image that the client swaps in later (because it doesn't magically change from low-contrast black to high-contrast white), or why search engines will never find that paragraph of text that absolutely must be in that bizzaro font in that weird texture pattern in front of that stock art I've seen lately on your competitor's site.

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Friends, I stand before you unabashed and in contempt. I refuse to be an enabler for mindless tolerance any more.

You know it in your heart that this is true. If you have any competence at interface design, you cannot deny it. If you've used any of the other packages for design out there, you know that Photoshop has nothing essential or unique except a complete lack of intuitiveness.

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The more I think on it, the more my thoughts head to the inevitable conclusion that real design skills are something granted to you by either a higher power, genetic makeup, or sheer luck. More to the point, neither god nor my genes have granted me any worthwhile natural knack for design, and that the only way to obtain such is by having some epiphany involving hitting my head, doing psychadelics, or divine intervention.

I keep hoping that I'll lay down one night, head full of inspiration that I can do naught with visually, and wake up with a profound understanding of layout, color, and aesthetics that I had lacked the night before. As if the information could sink into my brain by osmosis by laying on the Everest-like mound of design books I've purchased and not yet intuited.

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