Asymptomatic

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Visions of the Apocalypse
March 19, 2007

In my teens, I was plagued by nightmares of nuclear annihilation. I’m not sure what brought it on, but I would frequently have nightmares usually ending in seeing missiles flying through the air, the sounds of them falling from the sky, and then wake up just at the point of impact. And the worst part of this is I would usually end up laying in bed awake, eyes wide staring at the window, through which he morning sun was doing a great impression of a nuclear explosion. There’s nothing like waking up from a dream about atomic destruction to a pretty realistic visual approximation of atomic destruction.

The nightmares have subsided. Maybe with the end of the cold war? But I haven’t had any nightmares like that in a while. So, last night…

Create an Apache Testing Server on Windows
March 17, 2007

Every so often, you want to see how some code will look on your server before you actually deploy it there. Without setting up an identical server at identical cost elsewhere, you might consider testing locally on your desktop computer.

This setup describes what I’ve found to be useful, which is a system that allows you to host multiple sites on your local system, all resolving to different domain names, and configurable by adding a simple single line to a file and creating the directory to host the site. You don’t even need to restart Apache to configure a whole new virtual host with this method.

Shocking Basket Raffle
March 16, 2007

Every year, Abby’s school does a basket raffle to raise money for the school association every year. They mention that it’s a popular event at the orientation meeting, but you don’t really get a sense of why until you actually see the basket contents.

They sent home a green packet and an envelope with Abby one day. In the envelope were ten raffle tickets, which we had the option to buy at $1 per ticket. The greet packet of paper described the contents of the baskets. There are 21 baskets in all, and a ticket must be purchased for a specific basket (you write the number on the ticket when you return it with payment).

Cancelled Sci-Fi
March 15, 2007

The Sci-Fi channel has been re-running a bunch of shows that I used to watch before they were summarily executed by network executives who don’t recognize science fiction lovers as a real demographic they can sell to.

What’s interesting about these shows, and many sci-fi shows I’ve noticed, is that they were all cancelled without an ultimate resolution to their plotlines. I’ve always wondered what happened with these shows. There’s a big, over-arching mystery through the entire show’s run, and then… nothing?

Cut a Lady in Half
March 14, 2007

Here's a silly card trick I learned while cruising about the internet. I don't expect it's difficult to figure out how I did it, and I could probably perform it a bit better than I did (the camera shot was a bit restrictive), but here it is.

I have a few other tricks cooking that I'd like to share, too. Hopefully I'll find a better way to produce the video. Maybe have Berta record it with the DV camera or something instead of the QuickCam.