Asymptomatic

Yes, some of the best libraries in the country have books bound in human skin. Poor writers beware.

These “facts” about Chuck Norris are funny, but his own response is pretty cool, too.

SawStop is the world’s safest table saw. Watch what happens in the video when they try to “accidentally” saw a hotdog “finger” off.

In the infamous words of Bart Simpson, “I didn’t do it.”

I’m not sure what craziness is going on over at Planet WordPress, but I have done nothing to my WordPress feed since December 31st, except perhaps update the site from Subversion. That shouldn’t really have an effect, though, should it?

Maybe Lincoln is known for having abolished slavery, and that’s all well and good. But I would like to abolish some more mundane things. Here is my short list.

Windshield Frost