Asymptomatic

There must be intelligent life down here

Argh, Matey!

I've been a pirate since before the days of "Don't Copyy That Floppy."  I knew it was illegal even then.  As for it actually being wrong, I don't see it that way.  I'm fighting the evil corporations!  (But maybe that's just sophistry.)

Avast, ye intarweb lubbers!

Yes, I may talk the talk (see title), but sadly I’ve hung up my pirate hat and sold Polly. I haven’t gone a-pirating since the Grand Ol’ Days of Napster and KaZaA. No, kids, not the weak subscription-based rent-to-sorta-not-own “music service” that Napster has become; I’m talking about the original Napster, chock-full o’ music, full-version software, and pr0n - all free! - at the height of its glory. After it went down KaZaA was a fairly decent substitute, but it just wasn’t the same as the file-sharing network that I’d grown to love. Then, along came the mob RIAA, threatening to break my legs if I continued my evil file-sharing ways without giving them their protection money, and that was when  the Pearl went up for auction on eBay; after all, I didn’t want to end up with two peg legs…

Avast!

*sends up the Jolly Roger*put on an eyepatch*

I'll admit to it.  I am no innocent to computer piracy.  No angel am I.  A devil?  Perhaps not quite.  Maybe just a mere imp.  (;

I get these headaches...

Ugh. Today is not panning out as I expected.

I woke up with the terrible headache that I sometimes get when I wake up. I believe that this in itself isn't usual. Don't people usually take naps to rid themselves of headaches?