Asymptomatic

There must be intelligent life down here

Almost Friday - Paycut - Chapter 5 Script

Alright, so we’re back on track script-wise. New adventures for Jack at the ad firm. The problems keep mounting on him, maybe I should take some time to solve them? Nah…

You know, you shouldn’t read the script if you want to be surprised when you hear the audio track. Just thought I’d mention that after the break (you click the link below to read more) there’s spoilers for the next audio segment. This script doesn’t give away anything really juicy, but future ones could, so you might not want to get in the habit.

Almost Friday - Paycut - Chapter 6 Script

Another hour, another script. I’m pumping them out now. I’m only slightly ahead of the game. If something were to happen, say, irresistable cravings for salami, or inexplicable bowel issues, I might have about 15 minutes to take a break before everything falls apart.

You never know.

In any case, the script is after the “read more” link. Be sure to check out the Blogathon info in the top right corner of the page, which is why I’m doing all of this madness.

Almost Friday - Paycut - Chapter 7 Script

Do people actually read those online classifieds? Isn’t there, like, a Craig’s List or something? What is that? Can you advertise for roommates in that? Is it national or just over in California somewhere?

It’s becoming very tempting to pop over to some other blogs in between these segments, but I really believe that I would get sucked in and then nothing would get accomplished here. With the few minutes available between segments, I’m just resting mentally and poking my head in to visit the family when they’re around. I kind of wish they were here now, even though I think they wish I would hang out with them instead of doing this. Hopefully they’re out somewhere having fun.

On the atmosphere side, the room is starting to warm up for some reason. I think I need to switch the ceiling fan on again, which messes with the audio. Maybe I can switch it off when I’m recording, and then back on again when I’m not. It just takes a while for the blades to spin down and stop blowing, so I wonder if it’s really worth it. Maybe I can just leave it on and the mic won’t pick it up? Folly!

Enough with the speculation. Here’s another script. Audio to come in the next half hour or so.

Almost Friday - Paycut - Chapter 8 Script

Whew, I put the rush on this one. I ate dinner somewhere in there. I think.

I’m still on a delay waiting for people to call in on the hotline (+1 484 237 4202) to give me a couple of endorsements for Lemonsol, the fictional product in the story. There’s another post around here that talks about what to do. Very simple. Please help!

And with that, I present the script for Chapter 8, fresh off the press.