Asymptomatic

Here is Bert’s Christmas list. 

Oh, it doesn’t feel complete, but it looks good right now.
Be sure to check out Berta’s list, Abby’s list, and Pat’s list, which are all online.
Here’s the list:

Pat recently forwarded a beta version of his Christmas list.  I'm posting it here for quick common reference.

Magazine subscriptions:

I just want to ram this thing off the road.

On one hand, I'm an admitted speeder.  I race around town like a fox with its tail on fire.  Berta would call it reckless, but I call it wreckless.  In spite of driving "so fast", I am a pretty cautious driver, and I would like to think that as I get older and my observation skills decline, I would compensate by driving slower to be more careful.

I was running Werewolf on Saturday, when the girl across the table says to me "Hamlet sucked".

And I had nothing to say to her for a moment before I told her she wasn't allowed to play any more.  Her argument was simple that everyone's death could have been avoided if people hadn't been "stupid".  Seriously, I couldn't think of how to respond to her except to tell her that she couldn't roleplay in my game any longer.