Asymptomatic

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Tired of HTML
June 24, 2003

I am very tired of typing HTML.  I don't think I even want to look at HTML any more.  After this week, I may swear off HTML for a little while.  No more HTML, no more XHTML, no more Less Than Slash.  Maybe I'll even take off work for a week.  I'm just tired of looking at these stinking computers.  I would like to read a book.

In fact...  I don't have anything other than this to say right now because I have been doing nothing but coding XHTML since... Well, I don't remember now.  So.  Whatever.

Less than. HTML. Greater than.
June 23, 2003

There's an episode of Dexter's Lab called The Big Cheese in which Dexter is trying to learn french for school.  Using the age-old trick of learning by osmosis, Dexter creates a record (an LP, actually) that plays his vocabulary aloud while he sleeps.  Of course, things go awry when player skips and repeats only one phrase.  In the morning, Dexter can say nothing but "Omelette de fromage" (Cheese omelette).  Fortunately, that phrase seems to be the answer to every question he is asked, and eventually leads him to superstardom.

I feel kind of like that this morning.  Although, I have yet to speak to anyone in exclusively terms of HTML tags, I think I probably could.