Asymptomatic

There must be intelligent life down here

Woo!

Starting to feel a little woozy, but still doing alright. Only three and a half more hours to go. Only seven posts left to make.

There are some weird little bumps appearing on my right arm as I type. There is a seam in my desk where my arm rests on it, and as I move my hand/arm around, it’s pinching the skin of my arm ever so slightly. I guess normally it wouldn’t be so bad, but after sitting here for so many hours, it’s starting to do weird things to my arm.

You've only got 30 minutes

You’ve got 30 minutes to make a donation to Scholarship America via my campaign page before the time runs out and you don’t have a change to win a really cool Asymptomatic hat.

Seriously, as of this writing all you have to do is pledge one. stinking. dollar. And I’ll be practically throwing away the hat. Pledge $5 to make it more worthwhile, would you? Pledge $10 to actually make your pledge mean something!

Almost Friday Intro Calls

It’s not the completed intro, but here are all the intro calls strung together into one long audio file.

It’s pretty cool as-is, but I need to overlay some on top of one another and put some background noise in before it’s ready to append to the front of the first Almost Friday chapter.