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EzStatic Upgrade
February 11, 2005

I’ve upgraded EzStatic to fix a problem with the WordPress 1.5 Default template, and also to add PHP code execution to PHP embedded in posts/pages.

The new version (1.9) will execute PHP if you write it directly into the post editing box. You need to surround the code with the usual php tags. You can have several code sections in a single post.

The Wok
February 11, 2005

This is a little skit(?) that we wrote for Assorted Hysteria, the college radio show that my roommate (seen in comments as Gregory) and I produced.

Once again, it’s a lot of talking, so you folks that don’t like audiobooks (ahem) might want to avoid this one. But it’s funny as hell. Well, at least I think so. Hell is pretty funny to me.

I don’t remember this thing being so long. It’s from a tape that we did at the end of my second semester at UPJ that has a good percentage of the bits that we wrote for the show all rolled onto one tape. The logic in that was that we didn’t bother to record many of the earlier shows, so we should just record them all at once.

The cafeteria ladies who were forced to listen to our show (which ran from 7-10 AM every other day) really loved us. Lots. We even won an award for the show. Didn’t we get a trophy or something? Didn’t frat brothers threaten our lives?

Actually, in the original taped recording (not in this compressed version) you can hear Kristy and Berta laughing in the background at certain points. Especially when Greg says “Whoa!” after I seem to admit enjoying walking around wearing only an apron.

Anyhow…

Download The Wok.

Or listen right here:
/AsySound.swf?http://www.asymptomatic.net/audio/The_Wok_final.mp3