Asymptomatic

There must be intelligent life down here

Less Than Two, More Than Ten

I know I’ve mentioned that Berta is ready to spew forth a child at any moment. It’s now getting down to the wire, with only - count them with me - eleven days until imminent DOOM!

I probably shouldn’t describe the due date as “imminent DOOM!” huh?

Thank you, Dunkin Donuts Guy

Do the people at Dunikn’ Donuts simply not eat the food they create? I’m sure this is possible at the Dunkin’ Donuts near work.

My new Friday morning ritual is breakfast out. This used to be a Thursday thing, but it’s more convenient on the day after payday, since I probably still have pocket cash.