Asymptomatic

There must be intelligent life down here

Subway Crazies

I can fathom crazy people in the actual subway, but these weirdos in line in front of me at Subway are too much.

Apparently, they’re travelling with their parents or something, and they must order food for these senile codgers. But it doesn’t end there, oh no. It seems that some of the "old folk" has rubbed off on them.