Gmail
I got a Gmail account today. Everybody else has one, so why shouldn’t I? Of course, picking a name that hasn’t already been taken was a challenge. The “ringmaster” account was taken, and I really don’t care to use my real name as an email address. I spent some time putting in some names that I’ve used for email in the past, along with some new ones.
In the end, I chose something clever for my epithet. I’m sure that with a little thought you can guess what it is, since it’s probably the most clever word in this post that I could have used.