Asymptomatic

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Mall Guerilla Radicalism of the Future
December 23, 2003

I was walking around the mall and thought of some neat ways that ambitious kids could get their message out, whatever it might be.

I may have read something about these things in a book somewhere, but I don't recall where, so I'll rewrite the ideas as I have envisioned them.  Keep in mind that none of these items are meant to physical cause harm to anyone.  Apart from these ideas being completely imaginary and radical, anyone foolish enough to try to subvert them after they've been employed without a bit of research deserves what they get.

Lessons on Chocolate
December 19, 2003

Last year, Dave got Berta a 10-pound bar of Ghirardelli chocolate for Christmas.

I'm not sure what provoked this selfless giving of confection, but 10 pounds is a whole heck of a lot of chocolate.  It came in a large cardboard container, shaped like a candy bar.  I would guess that it is about two feet long.