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Ultimate Colon Cleanser

Here's another one of those blasted multi-update articles...

My computer is not shipping like it's supposed to.  After emailing Monarch support a few times, it had become apparent that the floppy drive that I have ordered for my system (it's a combo floppy/6-in-1 media card reader) is not compatible somehow with the rest of the system.  And it's not the USB media reader that's the problem, but the floppy drive itself.

Berta's Siblings: A Logic Puzzle - Corrected

Yikes, I accidentally posted that last article before it was ripe.  Here is my second attempt, but I've completed the puzzle this time.  Note that some of the original clues have changed.  Whether the old clues are accurate or not will remain a mystery until you solve this puzzle.  I guarantee the accuracy of only the clues in this puzzle.

To refresh your memory, recently someone commented to me that they found it difficult to keep Berta's siblings straight.  Which ones were married and not, and who was older and younger.  As a result, I tried to think about the order that they all go in.  I was surprised in that rather than reciting from memory the order of their ages, I had to think through a little logic puzzle to figure it all out.

Berta's Siblings - Logic Puzzle 2

I know you're all disappointed in the early posting of the previous puzzle, so here's a little something to make up for it.

Using the information gleaned on the last puzzle, figure out which of these guys married which of Berta's sisters in what order, and what they do for a living.