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November Update

I mean to update the site with a ton of pictures of Halloween, specifically our jack-o-lantern and Abby in her Lion outfit.  There is also a movie from her school parade that Berta took.  Unfortunately, you'll have to wait for those until they're all prepared.  Don't worry, they're coming soon.

In the meantime, let me tell you what I've been up to over the weekend.

Hacker Retard

Eric S. Raymond, self-proclaimed Hacker and keeper of the Jargon file.  What a dork.  It's a shame that he's local - the less I can be associated with this guy, the better.

This guy is totally fronting.  It's funny.  The Jargon file wasn't something he started.  It's something he glommed on to and 0wn3d, in the same way that those reprehensible script-kiddies 0wn j00.

National Protection Of Pornography Week

By the Webmaster of Asymptomatic
A Proclamation

The President of the United States has proclaimed the week of October 26 through November 1, 2003 as "Protection From Pornography Week".  While I support the President in his desire to protect our country's children from the "dangers" of pornography - specifically the corruption of innocents in the production of pornographic media - I do not find that pornography is the cause of "debilitating effects on communities, marriages, families, and children".