Wow, what a hot topic. If you’ve never read or seen Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, then you probably have no idea of what I’m speaking.

Oompa-Loompas are these little orange men in white overalls and green hair that perform labor in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory.

Oh, forget it. Here’s the alternate spellings:

• Oompa-loompa
• Umpa-lumpa
• Oompah-loompah
• Umpah-lumpah

Gee, what a revelation. Four whole alternate spellings. And it took me how long to write this page?