So, the doctor says I’m ill. Big shock there. I’ve got three medications to take twice daily. My health insurance card isn’t working, so I’ve had to pay it all out of pocket. Just before I went to my appointment, I learned that my server had been hacked.
I was in the doctor’s office for an hour, waiting. I think that they take sadistic pleasure in asking you, “How ya doing?” when they first encounter you at a doctor’s office. I mean, clearly, I’m miserable. But I’m going to say I’m fine because that’s just what one is supposed to do. You just know that they’ve got an evil grin on their face when they turn away. I’ve always hated this stupid custom.
My blood pressure is very good- 118/81. This surprises me considering the amount of waiting I did while my server sat, hacked. My temperature was 98.7, which is just an anomaly. I don’t remember the last time I was hot when I was sick. I’m a good temperature regulator.
I’ve got no bad lung sounds, but fluid in my ears. My nose is filled with mucous, and my tonsils are abnormally large. Large like baboons. Baboons inside my mouth. Baboons driving 18-wheelers.
This thing better have left before vacation, or I will be livid.
