I grew up in the lowlands, and there was no snow, but rain. When I moved to Cologne, there still was no snow, but yet a lot of rain. No snow experiences for me, I’m sorry. However, I decided to post something completly senseless instead :-). Gerd
Here we go:
Snow is evil. Snow kills people. People freeze to death when it is snowing. Cars crash when it is snowing. People have to stay home, when it is snowing. They get bored and beget unwanted children. Many unwanted children are reported to become murderers.
This is part of snows plan to extinct humanity.
People hate snow; it is in their basic instincts. Since long gone times, mankind fights snow. They started fire, since it keeps the snow away. Then they invented heating. Then there was global heating.
Nevertheless, snow is wise. He is lurking for his chance.
If you eat snow, you become a snow zombie. Snow will make you offer snow to other people, calling it “ice creamâ€. They will become snow zombies, too. In the winter, you will turn into a snowman. Snowmen are suspected to kill more than 700 people in Canada every year.
Hitler, Stalin and Saddam Hussein loved snow. Did you know that?
Brave people fight snow on their own. They put tennis racks on their feet and try to stamp snow to death. They take shovels and try to cut snow in pieces.
Snow couldn’t care less.
But beware, snow could turn your child into a snowman, just for fun.
If you meet snow on the streets, do not move. Maybe snow will not notice you. In addition, always wear yellow pants. Snow hates yellow.
