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At work today, the boss called me over the intercom to tell me he was sending me email. This seems strange at first, but if you see the spam that we get, you’d understand why he might want to warn me that something was incoming.

Anyhow, I was set to wait patiently for the email. Not even a moment passed when Thunderbird reported a new message in the work bin, so I opened it up. This is what it said:

Hello,

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Check out the first and original one on the market…Don’t be fooled by imitations and copy-cats.

I laughed hysterically.

It turns out that he was forwarding an HTML file, which his Outlook prohibits under our corporate security policy, and it bounced. The spam that I got instead was just a weird coincidence.