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Clean them with Lemonsol! The lemon-cleanser!

You guys aren’t playing along. I need advertising slogans submitted by the public to include in the Almost Friday audio program. It’s very simple to do:

Just call +1-484-237-4202 and listen to the recorded message. Wait for the beep and describe how my ficticious product has affected your life.

Mom has submitted a great Lemonsol jingle, but apart from that and a few snide suggestions as to where I can stick my Lemonsol, I’ve gotten nothing. Nothing! Slackers! I’ve been up since 9am doing this, where were you!?

I think the problem here is that everyone who might participate is wrapped up in their own Blogathon activities.

For example, Daria is busy sharing her concert stories. Luka is doing all kinds of crazy things, trivia questions and everything. Meli is posting about classic TV. And over at Three Moms and a Single Lady, there’s all kinds of sex questions being answered.

Where these girls get their traffic, who’s to say? It amazes me. Like Silly Putty.

I should not have eaten all those chocolate chip scones.