Dear Interview Magazine,
I had a gift subscription to your magazine sent to me from my Amazon wishlist, and have been enjoying the interviews and photos that you’ve assembled. However, my subscription comes to my office, since that is the default shipping address on my Amazon account, and now I cannot find a way to change the address.
This would be a problem for most mainstream magazines, but your most recently published issue arrived complete with a topless woman on the front cover.
I’ve been meaning to read through this issue, but haven’t yet had time, and so there has been a woman’s bare nipples showing on my desk through your magazine’s plastic wrapper for about a week.
I am not a prude, but I am also not interested in getting sued for sexual harassment by the women in my office who think I’m portraying them as objects or something. If I wanted to do that, I would lay copies of Playboy or Hustler around for them to find.
Could you please tell me (and the rest of your readers who have moved or for some other reason want to change their subscription address) how to adjust my address in your records? Print these instructions somewhere in the magazine that it can be found, for example.
I look forward to receiving the next copy of your publication at my home, where I can enjoy all of your bare nipple photos unafraid.
Thanks,
Owen
