Asymptomatic

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Bill Clinton Must Die

Before you think I’m begging to be hanged for treason, allow me first to state that Clinton’s demise isn’t a thing that I wish to happen. I don’t want Bill Clinton to be harmed any more than I would want to be harmed myself. No, what I’m offering here is a condition.

It occurred to me today while listening to the news that Bill Clinton is an icon for Democrats everywhere. He’s a legendary figure - the guy who messed around in the highest political office in the country. He rides the persona well, socially clicking with youth groups and liberals. But that’s a bad thing, I think.

Filler Freezer

I stopped at Wawa to get my soda for the day. While I was at the register, one of the clerks said to mine, “See pumps three and four? They’re inside their cars.”

“Don’t worry, I’ll handle it,” she replied, and rung me up.