Asymptomatic

There must be intelligent life down here

Get off the computer, Daddy
November 15, 2004

If you hadn’t heard the audio post that I left, or you weren’t one of the random few people that I called yesterday, you don’t know that we had the baby Saturday afternoon.

Saturday morning around 7am, Berta started having contractions that were irregular and of varying severity. As the morning progressed, it looked like they were getting more frequent and stronger. No sooner had I called Mom to tell her we would be by to drop Abby off when the contractions started spreading out and getting weaker.

Less Than Two, More Than Ten
November 12, 2004

I know I’ve mentioned that Berta is ready to spew forth a child at any moment. It’s now getting down to the wire, with only - count them with me - eleven days until imminent DOOM!

I probably shouldn’t describe the due date as “imminent DOOM!” huh?

Thank you, Dunkin Donuts Guy
November 12, 2004

Do the people at Dunikn’ Donuts simply not eat the food they create? I’m sure this is possible at the Dunkin’ Donuts near work.

My new Friday morning ritual is breakfast out. This used to be a Thursday thing, but it’s more convenient on the day after payday, since I probably still have pocket cash.