owen

Got this email. Man, this chick is persistent:

My name is Julie :) Alot of the times I feel like I want to do something I've never done before.. someone emailed me to have pics and videos of me online like other girl do. It's neet how my private life is inside one website ;) Site I put together needs free verification so minors don't view it and I won't get in trouble ;) Come check my pics and videos in there..

My response:

Dear Julie,

Thank you for writing to me, since I was havig difficulty finding a reliable place online where I can look at skeezy late-teen girls who sell their bodies online. Also, it would be nice if your site was covered in emoticons. :)

What I would also really be interested in is the email address of your mother, who I would like to congratulate for raising such a fine-looking young lady, especially when mostly nude and doing those crazy things you’re doing with kitchen appliances.

I hope that my membership for your site clears soon, since I’m sure any money I provide you will help you pay for your GED, which you sorely need.

If it turns out you’re just some asian guy posing as a girl and posting pictures of anonymous teens that you bought at wholesale, I will be really upset because I thought you wanted to be my friend.

Sincerely,
Owen