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I’m falling behind with actual not-code content, and I’m playing this game not only because Val made me do it, but because I am so burnt out on WordPress that I have no personality left. :p

What follows is a list of different occupations. You must select at least five of them. You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select five of the items as it was passed to you). Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers.

Here’s that list: If I could be a scientist… If I could be a farmer… If I could be a musician… If I could be a doctor… If I could be a painter… If I could be a gardener… If I could be a missionary… If I could be a chef… If I could be an architect… If I could be a linguist… If I could be a psychologist… If I could be a librarian… If I could be an athlete… If I could be a lawyer… If I could be an innkeeper… If I could be a professor… If I could be a writer… If I could be a backup dancer… If I could be a llama-rider… If I could be a bonnie pirate… If I could be a midget stripper… If I could be a proctologist… If I could be a TV-Chat Show host… If I could be an actor… If I could be a judge… If I could be a Jedi…If I could be a mob boss… If I could be a backup singer…If I could be a CEO… If I could be a movie reviewer… If I could be a monkey’s uncle… If I could be a pastor….. If I could be a scuba diver instructor… If I could be a captain on a cruise boat…. If I could be a drama teacher… If I could be a ferret farm owner…

I’m supposed to pick five of these? Ugh.

If I could be a movie reviewer, movies would finally have someone reviewing them that