The secret of Deepthroat is revealed! It turns out that Deepthroat (of Watergate fame, as reported by Woodward and Bernstein) has been uncovered as W. Mark Felt, who was the second or third in command at the FBI during the Nixon administration. Ah, that era always arouses some nostalgia for the classic days of spies. Callsigns, passphrases, miniature cameras, and hidden tape recorders - weren’t those times the best?
Hold the phone! Paris is marrying… Paris? It seems that Paris Hilton is engaged to a guy named Paris Latsis. What amuses me most about this news story is how it completely glosses over the two Paris’ marrying each other. Paris! And it’s a city, too!
Mermaid are real. In Peru, anyway, where normal people are giving birth to them all the time. At least, that’s what the news would have us believe. In this case, doctors have turned the tail fin into legs, which seems like a good deal. But I wonder if there have always been this many people born with defects, and if it’s just now that the news agencies are getting around to reporting it likes it’s all cute and fuzzy.
Marilyn Monroe, Andy Griffith, Kentucky, and Tennessee were all born on this day. And now you know.
